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What is this stuff?

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The chef calls it his pièce de
résistance.

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Yeah, well.

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I got a piece of resistance right here.

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Oh, Dan, throw it away.

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No, save it. The chef's building a
gristle ball.

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Want some?

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What is it? Trail mix. It's real good
brain food.

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That's quite an endorsement coming from
you.

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I figure I'm going to need a little
extra boost with all those tests we got

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take. Oh, don't worry about those, Bull.
We're just part of a research study on

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people that work in the criminal justice
system.

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Me, I'm kind of looking forward to them.

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I'd rather skip down Broadway in a tutu.

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What kinds of stuff do they ask you on
those tests?

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Well, there are several parts to it,
Bull.

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Personality, aptitude, IQ.

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For example, they might show you an
inkblot like this.

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Dan, what do you see? A set of Hall of
Fame hooters.

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I think it looks like a basket filled
with puppies.

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Kind of looks like the Lone Ranger's
mask to me.

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Well, looks like a family of bunny
rabbits squashed on the interstate by a

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convoy of trucks.

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Except for one little guy that almost
got away only to be hit by a station

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instead.

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Mr. Casey, I realize that golf can be a
frustrating game, but that is still no

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reason to take it out on your caddy.

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That's a $200 fine and a two -stroke
penalty.

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Is that it, Mac?

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Holding take is on empty, yes, sir.

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Then I guess it's time to say adieu. And
by golly, don't mind if I do it.

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Court's adjourned.

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Wait, Your Honor.

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Your results?

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, gang, listen up. Dr. Malloy is here
to give us back the scores on our

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personality tests.

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If you could all gather here for just a
moment, I'll distribute them.

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Perhaps you could help me pass out.

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Least I'd do is make you feel faint.

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You must be fielding.

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So, how'd we do?

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Well, you're quite an interesting group,
as indicated by your scores. But before

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you open your...

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A sealed packet.

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I was going to say that Dr. Keating, our
project director, will be down to help

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you interpret your results.

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Mother, may I?

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Yes, you may.

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However, being layperson, you may find
it difficult to interpret your own

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results. Exhibits hostility? What the
hell is this supposed to mean, pucker

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butt?

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Good example.

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Hey, you guys want to hear something
weird? Listen to mine.

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The respondent's playful temperament is
inconsistent with the type of person who

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should hold a position of authority.

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Is that a laugh or what?

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Okay, so I like to have fun. Big deal.
This makes it sound like I'm some kind

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clown. By the way, sir, your shoes came
back from the repair shop.

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You know what, Barry? At least the IQ
evaluations are fairly accurate on these

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things. Why? What'd you get, Dan?

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Rosalind, I wouldn't want to sound
braggadocious.

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Now, let me caution that the
intelligence quotient is often

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What did you get, Dan?

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Let us just say that my IQ, as per my
usual, is larger than normal.

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Dan, for your information, you're not
the only one in this room who has a big

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IQ.

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Excuse me.

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It's really inappropriate to be
comparing results.

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She's right.

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But 20 bucks says mine's highest.

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You're on, buddy.

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I'll take a piece of that myself.

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Yeah, I kind of like my chances against
this bunch.

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Paul, I'm not much of a gambler.

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But when you're playing with a hot
hand... Count me in, too.

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Paul, are you sure you can afford $20?

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Gee, I think so.

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It must be $10 ,000 there.

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Grocery shopping tonight.

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Okay. Now, a score of 100 would be
average intelligence, right?

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Then might we safely assume that we all
have a score over 100?

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Does anyone have a score higher than
200?

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Paul, that's impossible. You see, a
score of 140 is a genius.

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Really?

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Then what would 181 be?

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Paul, now are you sure you're reading
that thing right?

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Oh. Whoops, it's upside down.

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This way it's 181.

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want? Uh, Chiquita, this must be his hat
size.

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No, the man just has immeasurable
cognitive powers.

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Yeah, well, I eat a lot of oysters.

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Is that the subject, Dr. Malloy? Oh,
yes, Dr. Keating. How are you, my boy?

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It's an honor to make your acquaintance,
Mr. Shannon.

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Hiya.

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My God, yes.

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Would you look at the size of that brain
pan.

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No wonder.

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Doc, are you saying that our old bailiff
Buddy Bull here is a genius?

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Well, yes.

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Does that surprise you?

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Would it surprise you to find out the
Ayatollah had been a rockette?

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Doctor, I'm afraid we've always thought
of Bull as, well... I'll say it.

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Dumber than dirt.

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I can see how you were misled.

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We discovered some marvelously unusual
associative skills in Mr. Shannon's

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thought processes.

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I don't understand.

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Well, simply put, you think differently
than the rest of us.

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So does a stapler.

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Mr. Shannon, my associates and I have a
proposal for you. You do? We'd like to

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offer you a post at the Institute's
Creative Research Division.

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Oh, wow, Paul, just... Think of it. To
be paid is to be creative and to think

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and to do research.

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Let's hold on one second here, okay?

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Let's let this sink in.

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Bull. Research.

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Now, those two words go together like
Margaret Thatcher and hot pants.

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So, Mr. Shannon, what do you say?

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Gosh.

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Something to think about.

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Yeah. You'll have to choose between
money and prestige and getting barfed on

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drunks.

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Not an easy choice.

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Mr. Shannon, we're offering you a chance
to help your fellow man.

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Gosh, Bull could be the guy who
discovers a new energy source.

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Yeah, or finds a way to reduce the
national debt.

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Or to figure out how to keep sweaters
from getting those little balls on them.

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Hey, who wouldn't want to be a part of
all that?

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But I sure wouldn't want to leave you
guys in the lurch.

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Come on, Bull.

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We're not going to stand in your way.

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This could be the chance of a lifetime.

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Well?

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All right, I accept.

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Wonderful. So, would you be able to
begin work Monday morning?

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Uh, what time?

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How does nine o 'clock sound?

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Better make it ten. I don't want to miss
the Smurfs.

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tighten the lid.

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Uh -oh.

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Yeah, I haven't been able to open it for
two weeks.

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Let me give it a try. You know,
sometimes if you give it a good sharp

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hard surface, it... There you go.

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Thank you.

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All right!

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You know, the mail delivery's delayed
again. When are they going to send the

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next lunkhead down here to replace Bull?

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Actually, we're supposed to get a
replacement tonight. Her name is Ursula

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something.

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Ursula? We're getting a bailiff named
Ursula?

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That's what they tell me.

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Yee, I picture high Scandinavian
cheekbones, stern yet yielding blue

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mane of blonde hair, the kind of girl
you want to get naked with and roll

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in front of a fireplace.

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Yeah, you don't, I'm Ursula.

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What's with him?

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Reality cramps.

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Tell me about it.

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So, you're Ursula... Schmeindorf.

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Schmeindorf. That's German, isn't it?
Yeah, it means bad sausage.

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Your Honor, I... Oh, hi.

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There's a couple of your co -workers.
Would you like to meet them?

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It's only two weeks.

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What's the point?

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She seems sweet.

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You know, I got a feeling we're going to
miss the big guy even more.

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Yeah. Well, when we see him, let's not
mention anything about this, okay? He's

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got enough to think about already.

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You guys want to see Bull? Yeah, you
want to come along?

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No.

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Okay. We'll see you when we get back.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

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You're going to go see Bull, and you're
not forcing me to go along with you.

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Well, I just assumed you'd want to come,
Dan, so you could peek in on those

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experiments in human sexuality.

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I'll drive.

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Are you getting anything yet?

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Not this time. Sorry.

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Mr. Shannon, don't be sorry.

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Your work in telepathic communication
with animals has been marvelous.

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It's a living.

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Dr. Malloy, please report to C -Wing,
room seven.

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Gotta run.

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I'm gonna leave you wired up, though,
just in case they say anything.

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Okay, but the gerbils don't seem very
chatty today.

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What'd you say?

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Wait, let me get this down.

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Peter?

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Piper?

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Hey,

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come on.

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What are you trying to do, get me in
trouble?

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Olly olly oxen, free, free, free.

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Hey, guys, come on in.

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Sorry I can't get up. I'm wired to
rodents.

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Not just anyone who can say that.

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Hey, Paul, what do they do over here in
this room with all the leather

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recliners? Oh, that's where they do the
sex experiments.

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And when do they do these sex
experiments?

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All the time.

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You know, boy, you look great. Place is
the same without you. Don't be a

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stranger. I'll wait for you over here.

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So, what exactly do you think about in a
think tank, Bull?

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Oh, whatever comes into my mind. What
makes gravity work?

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How radiation penetrates matter?

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Why men have nipples?

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What'd you come up with on that one?

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My theory is they're sort of like the
portholes on a 54 Buick.

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Just for decoration.

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Please tell me my tax dollars aren't
paying for this.

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Mr. Shannon, the research team wants to
reschedule your time in the sensory

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deprivation tank.

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And here's that DNA study. They want
your notes on it by tomorrow morning.

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Gee, sounds like they really got you
hopping, huh, Bo?

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No, that's Thursday.

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Stress tests.

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Uh, Dr. Malloy?

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Yes, Miss Sullivan?

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Uh, not that I'm brooding about it or
anything, but I have a question about my

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IQ test.

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Yes? Well, I've always thought of myself
as, well, brainy.

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At least smarter than Bull.

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Your score was nothing to be ashamed of.

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Who said I was ashamed?

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I'll have you know I came in second in
my class in law school.

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Well...

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always have that.

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Conehead.

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Excuse me, Mr.

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Fielding.

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Okay, I'm ready. You can send in the
next couple.

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So tell me, Doc, what are you trying to
do with all these gauges and meters and

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stuff here?

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We're trying to isolate to trigger
mechanisms that stimulate human sexual

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arousal.

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A couple of piña coladas and my hormones
are wearing party hats, babe.

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Mr. Fielding, these experiments are of a
serious and professional nature.

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Well, Dr. Malloy, I'll have you know
that I have logged thousands of hours of

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field experience covering the entire
range of pacto -physio -kinetic

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in relation to... Uh -oh, here are the
naked people.

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We call them subjects.

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Let the games begin!

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So, uh, what are these for, Bull?

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Oh, we're studying nonverbal
communication with animals.

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Oh, and have you communicated?

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Oh, yeah.

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Just yesterday, I was in the humpback
whale tank, and I actually learned their

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beautiful mating song.

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Want to hear it?

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Okay.

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Boy, that'll really turn a girl's head.

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100 .3.

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100 .4.

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This is what's known as the arousal
phase.

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I'll say it is.

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We are getting excellent results.

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He's seen, Pappy.

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Subjects show normal dilation of pupils.

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Breathing is steady.

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And secondary sexual characteristics are
responding as predicted.

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You know something? I can't believe you
don't find this the least bit

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stimulating.

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I'm a scientist, Mr. Fielding. Oh,
forget science.

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Look at them.

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Two people in a romantic, passionate
embrace.

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Hearts pounding.

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Both racing.

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Coupled. and the ultimate of sensual
passion.

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Oh, Dan, make me scream like a banshee.

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What did you say?

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I didn't say anything. Yes, you did. You
said make me scream like a banshee.

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No, I didn't. You did. You did. I've got
witnesses.

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Have you heard of it?

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I'm sorry to cut your visit short, but
Mr. Shannon's time is really quite

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valuable. Well, see you around, big guy.

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Hey, maybe we can catch a movie tomorrow
night.

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Sounds great.

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Oh, no, you can't. We have that
symposium on memory improvement.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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Bye, Bob.

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Bye. Come on, Dan, we're leaving.

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Hold on, hold on a second here. The ice
cream is starting to thaw. Come on, Dan.

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No, wait, come on, listen. It was
something I said. How about that passion

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romance? Look, come on, come on. All
right, look. You don't have to stick to

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Just admit that you said it.

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I have some wonderful news, my boy.

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Great. I could use some. Are you ready?

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We're going to Tibet to do research on
the yak.

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Say, that is wonderful news.

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Why? If we're successful, we might
domesticate the yak worldwide and

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developing countries with a means to
feed themselves.

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Are you telling me that I might stop
world hunger just by chatting with a

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A very distinct possibility.

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And with your potential, there's no
telling what you could accomplish.

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God,

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I wish I was stupid again.

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Court finds the defendant guilty, and
that'll be two days in the pokey.

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What else, Mac?

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That's it, sir. No more.

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Well, then I guess we can call it quits.

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Looks like some of us already have.

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I guess I'll have to have a little chat
with Miss Congeniality.

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Court's adjourned.

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So, Dan, you got any plans for the
weekend?

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Yeah, I thought I might go visit both
the Institute. Maybe take a date.

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Ursula, I thought we might have a little
talk.

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Can it wait till the commercial?

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No, it really can't. Oh, fine.

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You've screwed up my reception anyway.

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Ursula, the efficient administration of
justice relies on everyone fulfilling

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their responsibilities.

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It's a team.

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Now, if one person doesn't do her job,
then the whole team suffers.

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Excuse me, I'm on diuretics.

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as long as we understand one another.

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What a day.

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What a week.

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What a life.

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Good night, Mr. Courtroom.

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Good night, Harry.

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Boo?

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Is that you?

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Yeah.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, I've been lying over in the corner
for the last couple of hours.

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Any particular reason?

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They were sending me to Tibet, Harry.

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But I don't want to go.

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Then don't. But what about domesticating
the yak?

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I'm all for that.

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As long as you can keep them off the
furniture.

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You see, Harry, Dr. Keating says I have
a gift that can make the world a better

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place.

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So don't you think it's selfish of me
not to use it?

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Well... Yeah.

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That's what I was afraid of.

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I'll try to find you a postcard of some
naked Tibetan girls.

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Bull.

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Sit down.

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It's not just Tibet, is it?

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You don't like working at the Institute,
do you?

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I'd rather have a root canal perform
through my nasal passage, Harry.

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Then quit.

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What about my gift?

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Well, what about your other gifts?

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Huh? I'm talking about... I'm talking
about the things you do here every day

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that make the world a better place.

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You mean like making sure to warm my
hands before a strip search?

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That's one of them.

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Or treating these people with dignity.

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Or your generosity. You know, I once saw
you give an old man your last buck so

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that he could go visit his son.

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Sure, but a little bus fare hardly
compares with feeding the world.

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That was not just a little buck fare,
Bull. You made a difference in that

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So you're saying the world might be
better off if I was back here?

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What I'm saying, Bull, is that the world
became a better place the day you were

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born.

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And it still is.

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No matter where you are, you think about
that.

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I'm tired of thinking.

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I just want to be a Belf again.

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Right? Welcome back, big guy.

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You made the right choice.

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Yeah. Besides, that whole yak idea was
not without its flaws.

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It seems to me the use of hydroponics
with existing hybrids holds more promise

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for expanded food production.

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Right.

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Maybe I'll just drop the institute a
note.

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There you go.

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Make solving the world's problems a
hobby, huh?

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Come on, let's tap a keg of Bosco.

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Oh, by the way, is there any chance I
could work a little more overtime?

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It's going to take a lot of money to pay
back the Institute.

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Pay back the Institute?

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For what?

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The animals.

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Bull.

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You didn't let the animals go.

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Yes, I did.

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I understand you wanting them to have
their freedom, but what good is it going

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to do if they're just wandering
helplessly out in the streets of New

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Well, they aren't exactly out in the
streets.

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You mean...